HERE'S A RIDDLE

WHAT HAS GREY HAIR, UP AND DOWN WEIGHT CHANGES, NO CHIN, MORE MILES THAN CAR TIRES, IS TAN THEN PALE AND RED AND TAN THEN PALE, AND IS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW?

POST YOUR ANSWER FOR A PRIZE

HE'S A DRUGGED UP LOSER WHO LIVES HIS LIFE THRU PILLS AND BOOZE.

NEW LYRICS FOR A NEW SONG OF OURS!

So we are playing a label showcase for Atlantic and Virgin records!

ON A SIDE NOTE

RUNNING A RED LIGHT AND GETTING A DUI AND POSSESION OF DRUGS IS A CRY FOR HELP. OR AT LEAST A CRY!

WOWEEEEEE

YA KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WE AREN'T DRUG ADDICTS! YEAH, WE DRINK BUT NOT TO THE POINT OF MAKING AN ASS OUT OF OURSELVES WITH EVERY DRUNKIN WORD UTTERED. WE KNOW HOW TO DRINK AND STOP DRINKING! WE DON'T WANT A DUI OR TO HURT ANYONE. THAT'S WHY WE STAY IN HOTELS WHEN WE PLAY OUT OF TOWN. WE DON'T TAKE DRUGS FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

CONGRATS TO ALL THOSE DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKERS WHO GOT A DUI THIS PAST HOLIDAY SEASON.

YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!